Epic fail

I'm sure Jesus had one or two things to say about personalised number plates.

One old dear did come out to tell us "she doesn't care if she gets a fine, God will pay it!"

I did a lol. Can't argue with that logic

Jesus died for your parking sins.

The meek shall inherit the berth.

yeah i've got nothing.

Hail Mary
Full of Grace
Please find me
A parking space

Parker don't preach. they're in trouble deep

This is amazing, Chris Morris would've rejected this as being too far fetched.

https://twitter.com/jackseale/status/1452952688698793994?s=20

Wow, that's amazing, even worse is the tweet or express link saying the interviewee froze on air when he was quite obviously pausing to let the stupidity breath.

Incredible, but so are the people defending the presenter in the comments.

Just wow... Wow...

I couldn't make it past the cringeworthy opener "what're you glued to, Cameron?" but I assume this pompous prick of an host royally wets the bed live on air?

Just watch it. It's beautiful

It's really worth it.

thing is, their demographic must be thinking the opposite on how the host owned him, fucking carpenter prick

I........ Just.......... No......... He can't be that thick........ Surely......... That has to be fake.......... Shakes head and quietly contemplates if we as a species deserve to survive

Ha!
Imagine the [self-confidence / self-delusion] needed to persist in [ignorance / lies] like that.
[Delete as appropriate depending on how charitable you feel.]

There are twitter comments to that effect.
Best one for me being along the lines of "it takes years to grow a tree, how can that be sustainable?"

There are twitter comments to that effect.

Can boomers operate twitter?

The Express appear to have changed their story now ...

And cheers to handsome carpenter guy for pointing out that wood as a material in no way equals deforestation. It seems to be a misapprehension among many of the hippy dippy Islington/Notting Hill types that all remaining forests are native and that any tree cut down will bring us one step closer to collapse. They're not. Some areas of the world plant seedlings the same way an English farmer plants wheat or whatever, it just takes a few more decades before the produce be harvested.

Surely the practice of growing stuff then removing it from the local ecosystem still pulls nutrients out of the soil over time so it is not indefinitely sustainable without either very careful management or via additional nutrients being added by the growers in future?

And unless you're burning the wood, chopping mature trees for building material and growing new ones is actually locking away more carbon from the atmosphere.

Photosynthesis. That’s the magic bit. And all those photosynthesising trees became oil and gas and coal.

You've also got all the natural waste falling to the ground and decomposing over the life cycle of the tree. Leaves, bird poo, etc.