Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

Yeah but they could have an X type or an s type Jag....

Err, I didn't claim to have collected ex-wives, I merely made a comment. Mrs B has met the ex several times and they actually rather like each other. Neither am I Mrs B's first husband.

That would only be a good thing in a golf club.

What’s your current wife’s perspective?

There being no wife, current or otherwise, I would be delving into the worlds of metaphysics to answer that.

delving into the worlds of metaphysics

That would be far less complicated than being married.

Take my wife.

tupperware cupboard

Take my wife.

Thats very kind of you.

Not necessarily.....

Joking about trading/sharing wives is pretty golf club.

Joking about trading/sharing hating wives is pretty golf club.

tupperware cupboard

Euph?

wives is pretty golf club

Ladies are not allowed in the members bar.

All this wives chat reminds me of someone who used to introduce his wife to people as his first wife.

Bet that never got old.

Self-fulfilling, I would have thought.

Depends if it is an in joke between them, have friends where he calls his wife his first wife and she calls him her second husband. Then goes on to say that if the second husband doesn't fulfill his duties there may well be a third ;)

Is your friend’s wife in a golf club?

Not a topic that is discussed in polite company, is it ;) Up there with religion and politics.

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Getting a bit Jim Davidson in here

Not seen that one, have seen the vinyl record collection version.

Not really, he genuinely MEANT it, he also battered his wife. The most obnoxious little shit I have ever met.

Take my wife.

Jim Davidson does have a collection of ex wives as well as being in a golf club.
Definitely belongs in here...