Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

Darts

Bullshit.

That's not a sport

Kabaddi and rugby league.

Thousands of exec box dwellers say you're wrong.

Ultimate frisbee.

Bare knuckle boxing?

Arm wrestling?

Stein carrying/holding? http://www.ussteinholding.com/

Anything where you have to help someone else?

brexit sport

Bare knuckle boxing?

prescott_egg_protestor_punch.tiff

Maybe before my time. Wasn't he labour though?

Greyhound racing
Pigeon racing

Maybe before my time. Wasn't he labour though?

Deputy PM to Blair.

During the election campaign Blair got roasted on TV in a hospital tour by the partner of a cancer patient, so something later that day to push it off the top of the news came in handy.

The red wall's fallen, they're all Tories now. Only the inner cities remain.

Basketball and bike theft.

That's not a sport

My friend was the sports lawyer that helped get it officially recognised as a sport.

Haha that’s right. I remember it well.
Obvs all politicians are cunts but I kinda liked Prescott. He was more relatable than all the Eton twats.
I admired the way he quickly jabbed the cunt with the egg on impulse. Fair play really.

My friend was the sports lawyer that helped get it officially recognised as a sport.

Played in a pub, over a copy of the daily mail and carlsberg. tory sport.

If you haven’t seen it

https://youtu.be/8UhME8dcOqc

Guy with the egg - smiling not expecting to get punched. Also great barnet

Looks to me like all sports played predominantly by the over 40's are, de-facto, Tory sports.

Fell running. Northern roots, no expensive kit required.

@rhb ?

Most of the great fell runners were farmers. Can't see Joss Naylor or Billy Bland voting Labour.

Also great barnet

Rhyl.

I was going to put trail running in but the problem with running is every prick does it.

Nice. Now if we can just get some protestors doing that to the twats "in charge"..

Rhyl

Barnet fair…

let me mullet over.

Pool. Because a proper Tory wouldn't be seen dead playing pool over snooker.