• Ride a shit bike. No one will steal it

    It'll be safer. But I've had proper shitters stolen before. Might avoid aggressive robberies like these though.

  • My only stolen bike was a $50AUD piece of shit MTB that I was using as a pub bike. Some cunt crawled over a cage at work and grabbed it.


    If you see a Cougar All Terrain in Melbourne matching this beast's description, give 'em a slap. They owe me a beer.

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