Change of topic, Can we have more creative ways to fend off thieves. Like your crazy uncles plan is to drop his trousers* to ultimately confuse would be thieves.
I'd just take off the shoes and waterproof socks I wore for a week in Scotland. I know it might violate UN Chemical Warfare laws but I'm sure I could swing some kind of self defense argument.
Change of topic, Can we have more creative ways to fend off thieves. Like your crazy uncles plan is to drop his trousers* to ultimately confuse would be thieves.
*bibs make this an unviable solution I know.