• Take a Rolex off someone's arm outside a posh nightclub. Still worth more than some moody road bike and doing it in broad daylight with a machete? Like I said, if you're gonna go to the extreme these guys have, do something worth some real money. Rob a drug dealer or ram raid a booze store or something ffs. Waving a machete around only to then wait for an ebay auction for your "rode biek" to finish is ridic.

  • Rolex is very traceable.

    The general fuck you cuny cyclist get a car to be worth something opinion is strong of the populus Up there with motorbikes too.

    A bike, on the other mansplaing hand, is easy and no one cares as it is only a bike. The stolen buyer can brag on how cheap they got a bike.

  • Rolex is very traceable.

    Not when it's on someone's arm.

    And again, if you think posh bikes are actually worth stealing and you're willing to throw a machete around in broad daylight for them, then go a fucking empty one of those boutique bike shops! Walk into Sigma Sport with a balaclava on and wave a machete around and walk out with a van load of bikes.

    Like I said, there's a tonne of other, better options than crashing into the thing you're stealing, in broad daylight.

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