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Rolex is very traceable.
Not when it's on someone's arm.
And again, if you think posh bikes are actually worth stealing and you're willing to throw a machete around in broad daylight for them, then go a fucking empty one of those boutique bike shops! Walk into Sigma Sport with a balaclava on and wave a machete around and walk out with a van load of bikes.
Like I said, there's a tonne of other, better options than crashing into the thing you're stealing, in broad daylight.
Take a Rolex off someone's arm outside a posh nightclub. Still worth more than some moody road bike and doing it in broad daylight with a machete? Like I said, if you're gonna go to the extreme these guys have, do something worth some real money. Rob a drug dealer or ram raid a booze store or something ffs. Waving a machete around only to then wait for an ebay auction for your "rode biek" to finish is ridic.