If you're lucky you might get a "your parcel has been successfully delivered", complete with a photo of it outside a house you've never seen before in your life.
Or a note through your door explaining that your parcel was left in ‘Your porch’ which in reality is not an enclosed extension to the house front but is a two inch deep recess in your brickwork acommodating the door that is in full view of the (thieving) public at large.
When you order something online and receive the , unexpected..
'Your parcel is now with your Hermes courier'
Only to be followed by
'Theres a delay in getting your parcel out to you'
Which means I'm never seeing it.
I fucking hate Hermes.