Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

guy's from Hiroshima. What do you expect him to make? Pork pies?

Too slow

momento mori as they would have said at my school

Can’t have been a very good school—it’s memento mori. [edit: too slow, and second or possibly third in the pile-on, it seems]

Can’t have been a very good school

been

guy's from Hiroshima. What do you expect him to make? Artisanal small batch Scotch Eggs?

https://youtu.be/3nu6aGcDeAg

Have you been on the internet before?

I mean, I spend time in forums for different subjects and in different places around the world both for work and for hobbies and this place is really quite a well adjusted place by comparison. Like a watered down version of larger internet communities.

People on here banging on about the ignore button should probably just remind themselves that this is only the internet and spend less time on here.

You know he's not famous right? He started out on a street food stall in Clapton, he's progressed to a pub in Leyton. Man's not exactly Raymond Blanc.

momento mori

Is this the sequel?

People on here banging on about the ignore button should probably just use it

ftfy

This thread has majorly lost it's way IMO so I'm going to take my own advice.

I didn't know what okonomiyaki was until about five minutes ago.

I'm just envious I don't end up in here, despite my best efforts.

Those who feature most frequently should treasure their quotability.

slave chanting momento mori

Skim read your post and assumed this was a Japanese knife of some sort.

Sounds like you knew about him before he was cool :)

So it's the new football thread?

Football thread is full of empathy and backslapping nowadays. The opposite of other narcissistic corners on here.

full of empathy and backslapping nowadays.

Barely worth reading

It's a wonderful place...

Unless you're a spurs fan...

Unless you're a spurs fan...

Obviously

This is a perfect example of the weird benevolent omniscience you seem to love to try and project. I'm sure your many fora are very grateful. It's not as annoying as snarky shit-stirring but it grates after a while.

Can we get back to posting funny things rich people say?

What’s the benchmark for rich nowadays?

How far would £100k get you in renovating this place?

If we knocked through from morning room to dining room... and retained the existing kitchen as a scullery.

hth ; )

Bingo!

£0.01 more than Sumo has available to him.

Owning a house in London and being able to afford it.