Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

This thread reminds me of the Labour Party - a bunch of people who used to ride fixed and now subverted by a load of gearies.

Fixed.

He's over there. Fixed gear splitter.

At the risk of getting all serious in a thread which is intended to be anything but

The last thing this thread needs is more serious posts ;)

Completely agree with you, mind.

Good that.

Soz. Have I mentioned that the rent on the industrial unit I hire to keep my collection of cars and bikes in has gone up by 16% this year? I shall be expecting much sympathy and condolences at the 19th hole.

Off for a round tomorrow in Chingford if anyone’s about just had someone drop out of our four ball - mid morning tee time

Death by firing squad, it’s only fair.

Can you lend us some cash for guns and bullets?

As long as I can draft the non-negotiable T&Cs, sure. No probs.

just had someone drop out of our four ball

The punchlines write themselves these days.

This thread is the Twitter of LFGSS: maximum cuntyness, minimum empathy.

It does nothing but bring out the worst in everyone.

this thread is a great work of art by artist formerly known as fizzy bleach

Always liked teenslain's thread mission statement:

Wonderful, like the hipster thread but for boring people...

Better than vapid obsessing over material possessions online.

What on earth has that got to do with golf thread aspirational wealth-flexing?

You're such a weird energy around this place; sometimes all happy to be self-deprecating/in-jokey and always first to jump in and stir a thread, trying to get a reaction from someone and create popcorn. Othertimes all touchy and oversensitive, a bit white-knighty, very salty and quick to retaliate from perceived slights. Like a spoiled single child who doesn't know their place in the school ecosystem, trying to work out if they're going to do like mummy says and be nice to everyone or try to fit in with the mean bigger boys...

Ignore is your friend...

This thread is often people obsessing about other peoples’ material possessions.

I thought this thread was used to deflate the hubris shown in the watch and kitchen threads, a slave chanting momento mori (as they would have said at my school).

Named after the buried Fillebrook that once flowed through what's now Wood Street, Leytonstone and Leyton, the Filly Brook does very tasty Hiroshima style okonomiyaki.

lol. I know Fumio who does the okonomiyaki, he is the least golf club person ever.

The Filly Brook's beer prices on the other hand...

It does nothing but bring out the worst in everyone

So it's the new football thread?

I know Fumio who does the okonomiyaki

Why is okonomiyaki golf club? Because it's Japanese?

The guy's from Hiroshima. What do you expect him to make? Pork pies?

chanting memento mori (as they would have said at my school)

Casual name dropping that you know the chef?

The guy's from Hiroshima. What do you expect him to make? Pork pies?

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