Epic WTF

Yes, reading this story gave me a vague sense of existential unease, which I eventually put down to dimly remembered Arthurian stories.

frantically ordering brain octane oil

I'll do some of that Buddhism and then update my Instagram stories. Ha! What a fud

Wasn’t there an amazing Kelly skater day in the life where he talked About eating charcoal?

Does he take the kid on his pre-breakfast hike? Or just look at it for a bit then put it to bed later?

What a wet wipe

Leave Orlando alone!

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Is this even real, was waiting for the punchline that never came.

Bring back bears

Someone definitely dies in a white hart related incident in Game of Thrones

I'm with him on the early nights but he's an actor - how does he dip in and out of Lego while he works??

https://www.ninelife.uk/products/badger-fat-natural-in-glass-food-grade-100-ml?gclid=Cj0KCQjwwNWKBhDAARIsAJ8HkheJzn7pkTYEJJwxYWIp7lQm5_cyHdIxepFwhBi7Enh4m1UT-R8b_HcaAgjmEALw_wcB

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-58771370

A Lithuanian man has had more than a kilogram of nails, screws, nuts and knives removed from his stomach by doctors, local media report.

He had been swallowing metal objects for a month after quitting alcohol, doctors said.

'Ard as nails

This is what happens when you can't buy booze after 8pm

I'm really not sure what to say about this

Nor do I, removed already so I've no idea what it was.

Just incase people were wondering what to use it for...

Also what idiot puts set fat in a bottle?

EFHB >>>>

Weird, it's working for me?

The article helpfully warns that badger fat can "cause violation of the chair" - I interpret that as explosive diarrhea, or perhaps silent seepage.

No mention that it may cause violation of the badger. The effective sales spiel also hints "may cause nausea".

Christmas is just round the corner folks, get your orders in soon.

A Lithuanian man has had more than a kilogram of nails, screws, nuts and knives removed from his stomach by doctors, local media report.

He had been swallowing metal objects for a month after quitting alcohol, doctors said.

Now that's straight edge.

What a bunch of wankers. Denim cut-offs, mock Angels patches, 90% of them on Hardleys. All riding with a boner cos The Military. Grow up, you dicks.

Ride to the Wall: Bikers converge on National Memorial Arboretum https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-58775389

I'm no fan of militaries or unnecessarily loud motorbikes but it's hard to get annoyed about people meeting up and raising money for a essentially a big place to remember those who have, probably needlessly, died for this stupid country.