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Being mindful of stinging nettles, gather a large handful of grass before settling down for business. Broad leaves will do in a pinch, though you may wish to layer up for the luxury two-ply quilted feel.
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The first time, you make do with what leaves you can find. The second time, you're better prepared and you have tissues with you.
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If you squat properly, you can get away without wiping if you don't have anything to hand to wipe with.
Or take off a sock.
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As someone who has never done a wild poo please may I ask how one wipes - do you find leaves or grass? What about autumn when the leaves are crispy? So many questions.