Disc brakes are dead

Its 2019 UM2+ stagger https://www.trekbikes.com/gb/en_GB/bikes/hybrid-bikes/electric-hybrid-bikes/um-series/um2-stagger/p/24163/

Build a ‘Deal with it train carriage’ with at least 20 fixies inside.

You should get a miniature train set full stop.

@pastry_bot is a man who knows his miniature trains. you could make this a reality.

Reported for shortism you lanky bastard

Couple of questions:

Can you fit standard panniers and/or a child seat to the rear rack?
Is this the one that was on ebay? (not essential info, just being nosey)

I just saw this!

Can you fit standard panniers and/or a child seat to the rear rack?

At a time? No but takes standard ortleib panniers otherwise. Front rack can. be utilised for storage when kid in tow and has mounts for a lowrider rack too.

Is this the one that was on ebay? (not essential info, just being nosey)

Nope, I bought it from some shop in Cheshire, got a hefty discount as when they took it out of the box it had some deep scratches.

Cargo still going strong

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experimenting with non SMP saddles atm

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riding this a bit too

heavy but enjoyable

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Bet you it's not "heavy"

because it's not a Brother.

He might have built it up heavily, but that's not a heavy frameset. Did admirably in the Dolomites...

oh yeah dynamo guards a fucking bell!

Have you trimmed your kebab stays yet?

heavy

Angle grind off the front mech braze on

bought a cheap pano camera (Horizon S3)

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paving as far as the eye can see, congratulations on your british garden!

its the closest I will come to nature, can you tell I pressure washed it?

Could you post a photo and some description of how you've mounted the E3 front light? Is it a stem mount with the light inverted? Do you harbour any concerns about water ingress with the light upside down? Thanks in advance, kind regards, C. Upcakes

sorry for late reply; needed to take pics. Supernova handlebar mount:

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That stems dogshit.

Throw the bike in a river.

Maybe give it to someone in need as a fixer upper instead of fly-tipping?

No worries at all! Looks like a dialled setup

I think it's high time Amey blessed us with another daft bike. The streets are calling!