I hate

OK after having a couple of my son’s friends back after football I am reminded at how much I hate the sound of 8 year old boys drinking squash.

Flashback to myself aged 8 in someone’s kitchen as my mates got into some kind of arms race over how much of a fucking meal they could make out of a drink. Ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh aaaaaah .

I don’t think I have ever been that thirsty

pink thumbs

What on earth does this mean? None of the definitions I found seem to fit.

Am also wondering.
Also, all F- (for fat lazy thick shit) Pace to the hate list.

People being in the office again. I like being in the office, why can't everyone else fuck off and leave me alone.
Also - you're not dehydrated, you're just thirsty. We don't all need to know.

All you can see of the drivers above their dash is their head and neck. Your typical F-Pacer looks like Ross Kemp but with blood pressure issues and the diet of Elvis in his twilight years. Take a look at your thumb and imagine a gammony face where the nail is.

this is excellent 😂

This really made me lol. So specific yet I know exactly what you mean. Drinking like your life depends on it.

Also. Having to deal with a new set of student neighbours every year, and the inevitable conversation where we (5 flat block) have to explain to them (adjoining 12 bedroom student mega house) what quiet hours are in residential areas - aka, no it’s not really ok to be making a load of noise at 3am on a Wednesday, or to blast music so loud that even with all our windows and doors shut we can still hear it.
“We’re just living our lives” was the explanation we got today. FML.

Having to deal with a new set of student neighbours every year

I gave them my welcome chat at the start of the month “if you are gonna have a party, let us know, Friday is bin day, stay off that fucking flat roof* , people live here, this isn’t a fucking playground.”

Had to “oi I’m telling your mum” some twerp for arranging a drug meet in the side alley at the end of our street.

*see bastard neighbours thread

If you do it's a good way to save yourself 20+ minutes of utter boredom per day.

20mins of listening to an interesting podcast without having to interact with my kids is fucking priceless.

Don’t even start. We’re getting our half of the roof done, and the student neighbours have been known to venture out on the roof in the past. It’s an absolute wedge to get it sorted (even when split between the 5 flats that make up our side), so the thought of further damage is not good for my well-being
:-/

This is when I have the music the loudest, and I bellow along with it.
Washing dishes is the best time for it.

Indeed, I've read that washing up is an example of a good opportunity to practise mindfulness.

Push taps in pubs that run for like 2 seconds then turn off so you have to push them again and again and again to actually wash the soap off your hands.

“We’re just living our lives” was the explanation we got today. FML.

"I can make those lives end."

“oi I’m telling your mum” some twerp for arranging a drug meet in the side alley at the end of our street.

Fucksake. I'm racing tomorrow. How am I supposed to sleep without my wacky backy?

https://www.artofmanliness.com/articles/how-to-make-a-potato-cannon/

Thank me later.

I'm allergic to washing up liquid and my mum does anything that she hasn't put in the dishwasher anyway.

'They' use the same thing for youth hostel showers across the continent. It's the best.

Punching taps ftw

washing up is an example of a good opportunity to practise mindfulness.

Making loads of washing up for someone else whilst cooking is better.

Good point. It’s even worse when I’ve shampooed my hair and then the water stops so I’ve got to grope around to find the button. Bull. Shit.

a good opportunity to practise mindfulness.

Yeah but so is prison probably. Better off doing 17.5 minutes of dedicated mindfulness and 2.5 minutes of dishwasher packing than trying to cram both into the 20 minute manual dish wash.

Let's not kid ourselves; you mean 17.5 mins of lfgss.

If automatic dishwashers are so bloody good, how come there aren't automatic people washers? Wait until the whole family is grubby then chuck them all in a big wash together. Saves on water and electricity.

But your weed, fine but not in front of loads of primary school kids.