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chez_jay-
Am also wondering.
Also, all F- (for fat lazy thick shit) Pace to the hate list. -
All you can see of the drivers above their dash is their head and neck. Your typical F-Pacer looks like Ross Kemp but with blood pressure issues and the diet of Elvis in his twilight years. Take a look at your thumb and imagine a gammony face where the nail is.
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yetidamo
Modern Jaguar cars. Particularly the F-Pace.
Exclusively bought by fragile ego'd pink thumbs who's main thought process whilst signing themselves up to crippling monthly repayment schemes was "the neighbours are gonna think we earn more than them when they see this Jaaaaag [in a Clarkson voice] on the drive". Whereas everyone will actually just continue to see them as the dullard drains on the earth's resources that they are.
They're bloody everywhere too. And I assume there's some sort of national hotline you can ring to report one if you see it without a personalised number plate.
It shouldn't boil my piss as much as it does as its probably not healthy, but I think my hatred is a manifestation of my anger about brexit and the tories in general.