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I moved to Vancouver for a bit when I was younger - second day there, much excite. In a 7-11, I ask for "a bottle of water"... I repeat... shopkeeper asks if I can speak english ...
* I can't remember why I would be asking for a bottle instead of just paying for one, maybe I couldn't see them and was asking where they were, it was a long time ago.
** I think it was the missing 't's that threw them.
I was in a Subway on the side of road in some part of the USA and asked for a Oregano and Parmesan bread, took my aunt who's lived in Canada for over almost 30 years stepping in and pronouncing Oregano the American way to get my damn sandwhich.