Poo Shovels / Trowels

Making a mountain of merd out of a mole hill?

What sort of beers?

6 non-shit alcoholic ones

non-shit

I don't think you're quite getting into the spirit of the thread.

That’s some yeast I could do without

Porn Poo Shovels / Trowels thread, when?

I just shit in mole hills

Making a mountain of merd out of a mole hill?

#rep

This is it. No cheap shit shovels here, Chop.

Porn Poo

There are specialist websites for that. So I'm told.

Does ratemypoo.com still exist? No, I'm not fucking checking.

You checked didn't you

"No one exactly knows why it stopped, now http://www.ratemypoo.com simply has a picture of Donald Trump on it. Granted, he is a piece of shit, but the gag runs short, what the masses want is poop, and the ability to rate said shit.

There are a few copycat sites such as numbertwoguide.com, and the eagerly anticipate http://www.werateanypoo.com (we assume they will be rating ANY poo), but nothing yet holds a candle to the original."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSKvd81GxcM

Poo trowels to be the new dangle mug, 2023 trends you heard it here first.

Titanium / carbon group order from China, when?

I'm usually ahead of the curve. (or behind it waiting for everything old to become new again)

Never before has shitting in the woods been so cool.

I got bitten my a mole once*, they have very sharp teeth.

*for the avoidance of doubt, I was not shitting in its molehill.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lsWA3vIFv8

I assumed ultracyclists have all these sort of things covered. What happens when you have to bivvy in the middle of nowhere after a day of consuming Haribo and Monster energy drink?

They retain the item until the next time they are in the saddle, and fling it behind them, converting the momentum of the item into forward thrust. It's worth about 7 to 10 watts.

I don't shit for a week.

After two weeks if I do need a shit, I'll use a branch or a rock or my hands (to dig the hole, sicko). Racing != touring though so why not make shitting in the woods a little easier?

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Sea-to-Summit-P­ocket-Trowel/dp/B001AOM9B8/

I got one of these when I went to Scotland last year. But it hadn't rained for a while so the ground was way too hard for it.

Also just remembered one time I had to go first thing in the morning when the midges were humming. That was an experience!

Do none of you people look at the gardening thread or the knife porn thread?

Y'all be looking for a hori-hori.

I mean - it has a bottle / tin opener.

You could repurpose an ass-saver as a impromptu shovel.

I would have thought after 2 weeks, you would need 2 branches, one to dig, one to bite between your teeth…