I hate

I've turned off 2.4GHz

Lucky "me bird" isn't on here.

Tell you what, beats my old place of work where I had to hear about 'er at 'ome every day. Not a sleight on the accent mind.

I hate "my partner"
I hate "my girlfriend"
I hate "my fiance"
I don't care to type "the woman I will be riding with" every time
I don't post people's real names on the internet generally
and now I know it's annoying I'm the kind of prick that will just escalate it.

Controversial, but you could just use her name.

Which part of "I don't post people's real names on the internet generally" did you miss?

Now I've done it. I've angered the sleeping Hippo

All of it.

I think that was the longest post you've ever done on here.

#tldr

"mrs hippy"
"my bidie in"

My better half
Hers indoors
My bank manager
etc

the Overall

If you say choritso within earshot of me I will tut very loudly...

Barthelona?
(With a hard r please)

I hope you say Škoda properly as well

Such an English thing to be a language snob about words that aren't English.

choritso

tonslon - chorritseeyo, pls

I loved hearing aussies in supermarkets talk about tortil-lahs and jallapennos.

You sound like someone who’s never heard an American pronounce ‘niche’ :-D

Ah, guess I do have limits 😅

FAS

https://youtu.be/Jkxm5UTe-Xg

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I live with an American and this, along with "herbs", weirds me out every time.

Oh goodness, I’d forgotten about ‘erbs.
Does your American describe anything that’s funny or a bit odd as ‘ironic’? I’ve got American relatives - my cousin, who is quantifiably much cleverer than me, does that all the time. I hate that it riles me up so much!

I stand corrected!!