I hate

People who have weddings in remote, grand and presumably wildly expensive places that they have no ancestral link with. Presumably they do this to let everyone know how very grand, important and incredibly well off they are. But then they do but it on weekday in term time and stipulate no kids, presumably all as cost-cutting measures. Now half of the guests who are of breeder age need to take at least three days off work, pull kids out of school and/or arrange childcare to attend your selfish fantasy. It's basically shifting the cost of the event onto the guests. JUST DO IT SOMEWHERE YOU CAN ACTUALLY AFFORD YOU PRETENTIOUS TWATS.

Oooh yes, here for this. Wedding in stately home outside of Nottingham, on a Tuesday you say? As a very important person myself, do you know how much my holiday is worth?

Actual wedding was in some side building, so we only had drinks and (not enough) canapes in the actual house, so not even like they used it properly. Scam.