Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Pre-crashed rear end... also... what's going on with the headset. Seems designed to collect mud and grit for grinding paste.

what's going on with the headset. Seems designed to collect mud and grit for grinding paste.

Sure?

Maybe bad photoshop on the image above then...

I think it's quite clever how they've arranged a collection of bicycle parts as they would be on a frame, even though there is no frame there.

Invisibril

What is?

I like that he has draped his stealth bomber jacket on the bars

I didn’t know John Cena was into skidding

the owner is behind the bike holding it up

I once did a fun race in a ghille suit. No wonder I didn't win anything..

Louis Vuitton bike, yours for a mere $28,900 USD

no word on matching puke bag

Sharpen the guillotines

The FOX AWL (Adventure Without Limits) is a new 34mm stanchion fork optimized for the weighty demands of short travel eMTBs and e-SUVs.

Wait up. What is an e-SUV? It doesn’t simply refer to Bianchi’s e-SUV, rather the emerging category of e-SUVs as a whole. We asked FOX what it means to them. “The term e-SUV captures e-MTBs that are designed for versatility; like their automotive counterparts, e-SUVs are capable, geared towards adventure while providing integrated features that cover riders for day to day needs as well. e-SUVs demand durability, functionality around fender, light and equipment mounts, and higher weight limits thanks to the gear people take with them on their off-road journeys” – Matt Hornland from FOX.

https://bikerumor.com/2021/09/01/fox-awl-fork-is-a-stiffer-34mm-stanchion-fork-with-all-the-mounts-for-emtbs-and-e-suvs/

@amey told you the logical end to this stuff was climate crimes

Worst thing it's I can clearly see what they mean. 5k e-mtb with plastic mudguards, phone holder and big hybrid saddle pootling about in full assist.

e-SUVs

Fuck. Right. Off.

https://vimeo.com/591068731
maybe not

Strange video but not a bad looking hybrid

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Ew, hypebeasts and hipsters ruin everything

It's a play on the old Cannondale 'Bad Boy' 'urban MTB'.

Words fail me. $18,000.

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But is it for that Portuguese football guy?
I'd be charging more

No. It’s for some idiot American. It’s from a custom bike place is California.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CTXUir_FEdF/?utm_medium=copy_link

It’s a Sarto, Italian builder for many labels and very trendy in US.

Cyclingtips has a Baum/Rapha collaboration for $22,000 Australian dollaridoos.