I hate

The Asda Puffin Bar does generally get you more for your money in a pack but I think the quality of a Mcvities Penguin probably takes it for me.

Exactly mate. Dont say both, use your tiny wee brain and work it out.

Penguin for me too. All day.

Fucking hate Penguin chocolate-flavour biscuits.
Reckon I'd hate Puffin too.

I'm going to lump that in with what passes for art and entertainment in Iceland (in the 00's, at least, which is when I was living there).

I don't mind Björk, it was more a reaction to DethBeard's imagined antipathy towards puffins.

Which they serve on toast in Iceland.

Probably explains the shonky art.

Drivers who think they can park anywhere and to hell with anyone else. Across footpaths, gateways, cycle lanes, pavements, shopfronts, you name it. Nothing is out of bounds. Not content with spoiling the outside world they even think it’s ok to spoil their own patch. Bye bye garden lawns, flora and fauna and hello concrete, tarmac and gravel.
It’s endemic, a crime and not enough people care or think it’s wrong.
Take this twit, for example. I would guess it’s their own house so not inconveniencing a third party but I would guess that this is just the sort of freestyle indifference they apply every time they leave the vehicle. I mean, it’s not like it’s actually damaging anything (on the car), so, meh.

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I agree in principal, but that example could easily be to get an elderly/disabled person as close to the front door as possible?

People who make inclusive or jokes

Ah! You like that one time a few weeks ago?

or they have another car in the garage and can't get both out if the outdoors one is on the main drive.

but I agree wholly with the spirit of the post.

the workmans van I told to piss off last week has been left in the same place around the corner since then so if i hadn't said anything it would probably still be completely blocking the window.

another challenger turned up this morning and parked in the same spot (different people from same work crew) but the window was open and I was having a rant about it in another room and I think he heard me as he suddenly moved it out the way.

Oh boy, you mean the anti-antifa post? No.

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/inclusive_or

Typing out a password, only to realise that it's in the wrong window and I've just published it to the world.

12345, in case you are wondering

Hidden cardamom

I hadn't realised they are actually a musician. The song is getting a release at some point apparently.

People who have weddings in remote, grand and presumably wildly expensive places that they have no ancestral link with. Presumably they do this to let everyone know how very grand, important and incredibly well off they are. But then they do but it on weekday in term time and stipulate no kids, presumably all as cost-cutting measures. Now half of the guests who are of breeder age need to take at least three days off work, pull kids out of school and/or arrange childcare to attend your selfish fantasy. It's basically shifting the cost of the event onto the guests. JUST DO IT SOMEWHERE YOU CAN ACTUALLY AFFORD YOU PRETENTIOUS TWATS.

I went to a wedding like that. 10 days before the wedding we found out the couple had legally got married 18 months previous.

People who have weddings in remote, grand and presumably wildly expensive places that they have no ancestral link with. Presumably they do this to let everyone know how very grand, important and incredibly well off they are. But then they do but it on weekday in term time and stipulate no kids, presumably all as cost-cutting measures. Now half of the guests who are of breeder age need to take at least three days off work, pull kids out of school and/or arrange childcare to attend your selfish fantasy. It's basically shifting the cost of the event onto the guests. JUST DO IT SOMEWHERE YOU CAN ACTUALLY AFFORD YOU PRETENTIOUS TWATS.

Oooh yes, here for this. Wedding in stately home outside of Nottingham, on a Tuesday you say? As a very important person myself, do you know how much my holiday is worth?

Actual wedding was in some side building, so we only had drinks and (not enough) canapes in the actual house, so not even like they used it properly. Scam.

And they still make you sit there like a div as they ‘sign the register’ while someone takes pics.

I swear we’ve not looked at our wedding pics (save for one we’ve got framed) since the weekend the album arrived eight years ago.

I got married on a Tuesday, 7000km from my home.
Did only invite 11 people though.
Not entirely sure it is legal, but WGAF?

Or just don't go

Maybe they just like the look of the building in the background of the photos?