• I thought the goose disparity between US and UK was interesting. We're clearly more afraid these dangerous predators.

    But I don't think it'd put up much resistance, one good football kick would see it off

  • Kicking it would just launch it in to the air ready to dive bomb you

  • When I was kid my mate's Dad had a big allotment/small holding that he kept geese on, he was showing us round when one went for him, he launched it a good 20 foot by booting it in the chest wearing steel toe caps. The goose didn't even slow down just launched straight back at him and we all had to leg it.

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