Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

17% of 'muricans think they can take down a Chimpanzee?! It'll rip your limbs off before you can say philly cheesesteak.

EDIT: should have refreshed, but yeah, what @mespilus said.

I think the definition of "win in a fight" needs to be clarified, but I reckon I could beat:
Rat, Cat, Goose, no drama (other than mental trauma)
I am a dog fan, so i'd leave those well alone.
Eagle, if I get the jump on it, easy. If it sees me coming, probably not.

Chimpanzees scare me, not a single fucking chance I am going near one of those.

King Cobra, Kangaroo and Wolf, would all fuck me up before I got a look in.

Crocodile, yes. Piece of piss. Assuming it is smaller than 3ft. Also, their jaws are surprisingly weak to open, so jump on it and clamp its mouth shut. Winner.

The rest are insane, what damage could you do to an elephant?

King Cobra, Kangaroo and Wolf, would all fuck me up before I got a look in.

Obligatory vid of Aussie landing a sweet hook on a 'Roo to save his doggo

I think the arena needs to be clarified. Like if it was a street fight, I don't reckon I could even take a rat. Surely they'd just hide until I fell asleep then eat my eyeballs.

You won't land anything on a rat, then when you're tired and have given up, that's when it'll creep up and get you.

In a street fight, I could take a great white shark, easy.

Have they not seen Rise of the Planet of the Apes?!

More to the point, why were those questions even asked in a survey?

As opposed to?

Chimps are brutal, they don't just attack they actively try and rip off your face and genitals.

Alright Joe Rogan

I assume it's a kind of 'two men enter, one man leaves' situation in a ring. Eventually you'll be able to catch the rat, and I don't think it would be able to finish you off before you got it.

Let me guess, you’ve got a cockapoo called Gareth and everyone who hears it thinks it’s HILARIOUS Hugo!

genuinely never listened to the dumb man's thinking man, but I guess it sounds like the macho kind of bullshit I'd expect him to talk about

17% of 'muricans think they can take down a Chimpanzee?! It'll rip your limbs off before you can say philly cheesesteak.

That's if it doesn't literally rip your face of first. And then your nadgers.

[Edit] What sumo wrote

Have you ever taken DMT?

It does make me wonder if homo whatever did not migrate out of Africa,
so much as ran away from the ancestors of baboons and chimpanzees.

https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/boxing/mike-tyson-gorilla-zookeeper-fight-ten-thousand-dollars-a9452531.html

Much as Mike Tyson is arguably one of the very best boxers ever to fight other humans, he'd have been torn limb from limb my a silverback...possibly literally!

I agree!! A case of eyes bigger than his muscles (I think that sounds right!).

Have to admire the confidence though!

Was just reading that scientists reckon that silverback Gorillas are between 6 and 15 times the strength of the average human. They have longer reach, lower centers of gravity, thicker and heavier bones, thick armoured skulls and a desire to end fights within seconds by striking first and fastest. That at they can outrun you so there's no getting away.

Edit: and apparently they have super sharp teeth that they tend to use on you onc they've got you on the floor. Yikes!

ran away from the ancestors of baboons and chimpanzees.

By the time man headed out of Africa, chimpanzees were also in their current form.

😂

Seem to recall the first face transplant was on a woman whose pet chimp removed most of her face!