Car appreciation... the aesthetics, the engineering, etc

Agree those are also all terrible, I'd just never heard rangie before, is that what the Chelsea folk call their tractors, it just ruptured my cringe gland.

No, the people who make these cars part of their personality tend to, as you say, cringe at "Rangie".

Anyway, call them what you like, and what lines up with your view of acceptable names for a vehicle commonly associated with masculinity.