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Kurai-
All "judged" sports are banned in my Olympics too.
"Actually any sport that is judged rather than timed, or otherwise measured, should get to fuck as well. Someone's opinion shouldn't be deciding Olympic medals. Yes, that means your batton twirling bullshit wouldn't qualify for hippy's olympics either. "
hippy
Swimming is
Swim 50m as fast as you can
Swim 50m on your back as fast as you can
Swim 50m while looking ridiculous as fast as you can
Swim 50m in the same way that your Nan might swim it so she doesn't get her hair wait as fast as you can
and then repeat for x distances and then add some team shit.