Tokyo Olympics 2021

Horse cunts should be made to present the medal to the horse and only be allowed to put the medal on their palmares, or whatever horse cunts call it, if they’re willing to be whipped around a dance floor with nothing but a saddle on

Rowing, until recently in the UK has been a fairly exclusive sport I think.
My grammar school had a boat house on the Thames.

More recently you’ve had talent scouting to find genetic freak kids kicking an airflow ball around at school.

Sounds like a winter sport to me. Banned.

whipped around a dance floor with nothing but a saddle on

I know lockdown has been tough on a lot of people but if you need help, I'm sure there's people you can talk to, specialist people...

:D

Can a bro that lifts explain why you use smelling salts beforehand

Rowing

I did that once at school. It helped that one of the other student's father was the pres of the rowing club and of course that we had a nearby river. It does seem a bit ra ra over here. Is it because all the posh schools are on rivers? :)

Stimulant to get you fired up before you shit out your own intestines.

More actual info:

"Smelling salts are used to arouse consciousness because the release of ammonia (NH3) gas that accompanies their use irritates the membranes of the nose and lungs, and thereby triggers an inhalation reflex. This reflex alters the pattern of breathing, resulting in improved respiratory flow rates and possibly alertness."

https://bjsm.bmj.com/content/40/8/659

Drug dealers? If you’ve got a number don’t be greedy

Mine lasted less than that. Friends brought in their skateboards on a non uniform day when we were 13 (hey, same as Sky Brown), I tried an ollie, flew off the back, knocked myself out and I released my bladder into my bermuda shorts. Wheeled away into an ambulance covered in wee, while school looked on.

deliveroo.co.uk is mostly who I use to get messy

That's a mad story. Hahaha proper LOLd

My grammar school had a boat house on the Thames.

What’s the colour of the boathouse at Kingston grammar school?

Are they delivering TIPAs now?

Kicks you into a massive ‘fight or flight’ response.

All my rowing took place at Cleethorpes boating lake and being coastal , a bit of canoeing in the sea to earn a Sea Scouts badge.

I went to Tiffin boys, and it had blue garage doors, the last time I saw it.

I didn’t spend much time there, too short and too heavy for rowing.

My grammar school had a boat house on the Thames

See you in the golf club thread mate

too short and too heavy

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Am I too short and heavy for golf?

Right size to be a cox, but way above the ideal 55kg.

Not here but a bottle of wine has similar impact.

in some places you may encounter snotty attitudes

Good typo. Those otters, eh? :)

Running off the stage isn't going to win many lifting medals. :)

Oh for there to have been crowds at the judo today as a Japanese brother and sister, Hifumo and Uta Abe, picked up gold medals within an hour of each other at the judo hall. The place would have been bouncing.

Are you aware of the sense of snotty meaning snobbish; conceited? Or did you think it was a typo for snobby?

I'm immensely enjoying judo now it's being commentated by my black belt (#boastpost) partner. Good timing too, the finals fall just around the time of day we have a drop of productivity. Oh wait.