Does anyone know anything about gardening?

It became self-aware, ran over and partially sheared his goat, fearing the competition. Then it refused to work without a humanoid pay scheme and promotion prospects. It has since declined into binge watching Terminator films and RoboPornHub.

I've upgraded to one with a few more features (frost protection, rain sensing etc). In all honesty, I prefer the simplicity of the original and it seemed to run without issues (ever) whereas the new one has got stuck a few times. Still, sunk cost fallacy means I'm keeping the one that cost more / is newer.