Crap 'Buzzwords'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0JaUjpu3Lo

yeah I was going to say my current best practice is to rip my shirt off, slash my chest with my broken teacup, pretend my pencil is a microphone/bowie's knob, and mutter 'i'm a street-walking cheetah with a heart full of napalm'.

"To meet this growing demand, THEOS are building the world’s first NFT marketplace focused on empowering the global community through key mission-driven focus areas."

Bingo?

House!

My son is currently going through the 'onboarding' process for his new apprenticeship. Even the forms have 'onboarding' on them. He should run a mile really but they are so hard to come by!!!

Perhaps 'young 'uns' are immune to it if they are subjected to it from a young age. I frankly find it offensive.

Pingdemic.

This has some interesting views on the whys and hows of MBA-speak.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m000xmm2

Good find. Thanks for sharing that.

“fluid constellation matrix”

https://youtu.be/aW2LvQUcwqc

Living Breathing Document

So, it's not finished then?

Give it eight bells. That’ll sort it.

Tangibility: Meaning having common ground between people or businesses. My girlfriend just told me about this and I’m furious.

Eye garage.

Fuck off Rapha.

Perfect storm is being overused.

Bit late. But Idk if you ever resolved this, but you could d)

Write a fake article about how organisations are using offensive terms on one of those site that usually has brave and controversial "opinion pieces". Then hire some woke twitter spammers to get some outrage going, while simultaneously hiring some alt-right spammers to turn the whole topic into a full culture war fiasco with your organisation at the centre.

It would create the perfect storm.

With any luck it will also free up some space above you and increase your opportunities for promotion.

'key takeaways'

'key takeaways'

The Jolly Friar
Just Falafs
McDonalds

“Ecosystem”
Ok this has been around for decades but Jesus Christ you are the marketing dept for an oil company and you are using the word to describe your planet rape and pillage mob.
Use a more apt term like “Sustainable Life Murder Squad network””planet fucker matrix”

Jumping off point

'Executing on [the plan]' rather than just 'executing [the plan]'.

I'll execute on you in a minute if you say that again.

'Levelling up'

See also 'up level(ing)'

I'm busy spinning plates

Though often it does seem quite appropriate.

middle class house renovation shows:

"it's got the wow factor!"
"such a good use of the space!"
"it really brings the outside in!"
"you've really nailed the brief there!"

bleh.

i'm just sulking because i'm missing Star Trek for this swill.

'throw on' as in 'I threw on a new chainset/ wheelset/ groupset'...