I hate

I’d give it a miss in public toilets tbh

Right so where am I poking? The very base of the shaft?

Combine milking with a standing wipe and your AM routine is starting to look pretty damn efficient.

Was going to suggest this but couldn’t work out how to put it as eloquently as you did

Spoiler for your next carving?

Prototype 'milking stick' in the works

Link to your Kickstarter plz

Kickstarter

It's more of a prodfinisher really

Also. Fucking Steely Dan.

White ass jazz (WAZZ) wannabe, slow shitty pointless never ending noodle-wankfest tossers with songs about nothing with the lyrical complexity of the observations of a sleepy 6 year old crashing from a sugar high.

A band named after a dildo performing the most limp dick music in history.

Fucking die into obscurity and never return.

https://www.lfgss.com/comments/16088603/

And lo, the prophecy was fulfilled.

People using the word essentially.

In front of fucking everything.

Also when people use the word 'look' (more often than not) in an interview setting before giving their reply.

Essentially, passive aggressive cunts. :)

Haha, pure poetry, I'm imagining you yelling that out as a frontman of a SE London death metal band.

Listen, I literally hate that too.

Lidl.
All the potatoes are in bags that are covered in print so you can’t see how good or shitty they are.

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isn’t ‘Look’ an Aussie*-ism? it’s the ‘so’ I mind.

(*or is that “awww look”?)

I have a similar problem with "obviously"

I used to say 'obviously' a lot when running training or explaining things to people and it's something I really try to avoid but it slips in still sometimes. I think I always said to try and show I wasn't patronising people by thinking they didn't understand bits, but I don't think it actually comes across that way on the other side.

Also when people use the word 'look' (more often than not) in an interview setting before giving their reply.

I first noticed this on TV in Oz, it's horrible... The other week I found myself doing it... 🤦‍♂️🔫

You'd get on with my old bandmate, Tony... One of his most entertaining rants when we were at the tail end of a cheap bottle of brandy was his Steely Dan diatribe... I can't stand them either but Tony detests them with every fibre of his being... "And Steely fucking Dan, Steely fucking Twats more like..." Etc, etc, yadda, yadda...

Also wrong

I’m going to go and put on Aja and bask in its smooth excellence

I'd argue that without Elliott Randall's work as a session musician with Steely Dan on their early work, probably most notably playing lead guitar on 'Reelin' In the Years', he wouldn't have had the platform or fame to have his music used in the Slater and Gordon Lawyer adverts which I'm sure everyone agrees would have been a true loss. For that Steely Dan must be held in high regard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBkry8mzgo0

slow shitty pointless never ending noodle-wankfest

This is a very apt description for my neighbour's guitar playing. Daily, up to 3 hours long "solo" with nothing in the way of rhythm, chords or melody. With ALL THE REVERB. Not once have I heard him play an actual song. Sometimes he plays a record and it's basically the same thing with a shit backing band, from the"self-indulgent instrumental music to wank to while looking at a portrait of yourself"imprint.