We're getting derailed, so I'll get us back on track by sharing one of my piss stories.
Went to Stockholm on a lads-on-tour type holiday about 15 years ago. After a long pub crawl we ended up in some club on the ground floor of a fancy hotel by the water. I think it was a Hilton. One of my mates thought it would be fun to explore the hotel and in his drunken state believed he could charm his way into someone's room at midnight. I followed him out of curiosity. We somehow ended up on the top floor if the hotel and my mate proceeded to knock loudly on the door of each room, not even pausing to see if someone opened it. I suddenly realised I needed to piss and then panicked because I had got disoriented and in my booze haze had no idea where the lift was. I spotted an ice vending machine and ended up pissing in the little tray that captures water/stray ice at the bottom of the ice outlet. While pissing a load of bewildered people poked their heads out of their room doors, wondering what all the racket was. Somehow my mate failed to talk his way into a room that night.
We're getting derailed, so I'll get us back on track by sharing one of my piss stories.
Went to Stockholm on a lads-on-tour type holiday about 15 years ago. After a long pub crawl we ended up in some club on the ground floor of a fancy hotel by the water. I think it was a Hilton. One of my mates thought it would be fun to explore the hotel and in his drunken state believed he could charm his way into someone's room at midnight. I followed him out of curiosity. We somehow ended up on the top floor if the hotel and my mate proceeded to knock loudly on the door of each room, not even pausing to see if someone opened it. I suddenly realised I needed to piss and then panicked because I had got disoriented and in my booze haze had no idea where the lift was. I spotted an ice vending machine and ended up pissing in the little tray that captures water/stray ice at the bottom of the ice outlet. While pissing a load of bewildered people poked their heads out of their room doors, wondering what all the racket was. Somehow my mate failed to talk his way into a room that night.