I hate

Middle aged/prostate thread.

(I feel your pain)

In light coloured trousers.

Story of my life...

You need to do the frontal version of the hippo tailspin.

People leaving the stickers on new consumer electronics stuff.

Looking to buy a property atm, the amount of people who leave stickers on the cookers/washing machines / fridges is unreal how do they live with it?!

Witness half the clothing you see on the streets.

Haha I love how that annoys some people.

oops, wrong thread.

Sharing tools with a teenager......who has just disappeared off to the velodrome leaving me to tidy up.

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Still got half a sticker on my fridge on account of it being applied with, by reckoning, gorilla glue.
I know somebody who’s fridge still has the protective film left on the outside. They didn’t notice it until I mentioned it.

People leaving the stickers on new consumer electronics stuff.

Mrs c00ps. Every. F*cking. Time.

"No, don't take it off"
"Why not?"
"I don't know"

Aaaaaarrrgh!

You might need to know the energy efficiency of your TV?
(And not need to see 8% of your screen...)

TV was delivered while she was away, thank goodness.

She leaves the clear wrapper on chargers. FFS

Someone's just lost tool privileges.

She leaves the clear wrapper on chargers. FFS

Tell her it's a fire risk.

That goes for the stickers too.

Given up. I just remove them when I see them.

Apres piss, reach finger down to spot just behind balls (pre gooch), apply pressure et voila.

Bit like flicking the mixer switch on tap/shower combis to drain the shower head.

protective film left on the outside

Lol, literally days before putting my old house on the market I realised that the bubbling on my kitchen cabinet doors that I had previously bemoaned as damage to the cheap veneer was actually the protective film that the cheap developer who “renovated” the place had left on when the kitchen had been installed. Still, meant that the kitchen was sparkling clean in all the estate agent’s photos, so I guess I won in a way.

Apres piss, reach finger down to spot just behind balls (pre gooch), apply pressure et voila.

Really?

Mind blown.gif

Tried it yet?

We know you will.

Following.

Can confirm I’ve been doing the ol’ gooch prod for a few year now. Works great.

Is this another thread that's descended into piss talk or the same one? I've lost track. Must be age, hence the piss talk I suppose. Anyway, a GP told me about the old prod approach, but gleefully referred to it as "urethra milking". Still unsure how to feel about that. "What are you doing in there?......"

Is this another thread that's descended into piss talk or the same one?

I think it's all of them now

You guys talking about pressing your shutter button?