I hate

and lions aren't even english.

some quality bile. would subscribe to newsletter.

Yeah I don’t like the song or the people involved in it

No I mean it was a seriously good synopsis!

Cheers!

Yeah but

It’s comin’ home

Exactly.

Tune's a banger.
Football's coming home.
Grumpy twunts are grumpy.
Southgate is a genuinely impressive person.
These sentences are inexplicably getting longer.

Are CAV for the win!

I properly love World In Motion.
Wrong thread.

I’d subscribe to your substack.

Happy about the football
Southgate and the team are great

An absolute banger. Seriously underrated.

Apart from the John Barnes rap. It is so bad that even I can remember and recite it all easily.

Could have been worse.

https://twitter.com/FootballRamble/status/1412807927497465866?s=1006

https://youtu.be/0KT_tE-lmaM

You think the John Barnes rap is bad? What planet are you on?!

Yeah it's great. There's an HD version of the video on youtube which is lovely. According to wikipedia the rap was written on the spot by Craig Johnston who wasn't in the England squad (was he just hanging around?).

Just listened to this. Absolute gold. Wish it was a video. What's surprising is how bad Barnes' audition is! Presumably they did it all in the same session (audition and final take)?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=So6hGOr8jek

Yeah it's pretty special. Gazza actually sounds alright.

people who push out the middle bricks in Jenga

proper low hanging fruit but any of these sociopathic billionaire robber barrons trying to prove their space willies are bigger than the other rich bois genuinely deserve to die in fiery ball of low orbit death, if only to serve as a warning to others.

If the others die too who gives a flu.

It can't be me and it won't be you.

The use of the word woke.

It's like every cunt had just discovered it. Deport yourselves.

It's like every cunt had just discovered it

Like they've just woken up?

The problem isn't Branson flying "to the edge of Space", it's that he came back.

When you think you've got all the piss out then you zip up and a whole cock full of piss dribbles out in yer boxers