Football

Never known Ingerlund to be able to hang onto possession like this...

No better heir to the trophy than Southgate and his England squad after that Portugal win in 2016

Fuck!

Commentator has gone full tally ho

Never thought I’d see England in a major final in my life time TBH

Rashford to score the winner in the final would be glorious. Or an Italy win.

What is with the current trend for fans to take their clothes off?

Cunt off you fucks. It's bloody knocking at the front door.

I'm telling it to take it's shoes off if it's coming in.

Leave them in the porch, head on inside.

Now some wank is setting off fireworks

The fucking commentary. Jesus Christ. They’ve only got to the final. They’ve not won the fucking thing.

Fair play to the Deep Woke Marxists, well done. If we win Sunday, we'll have Capitalism on it's knees by late September.

They also just said that

Neither of tonight’s teams is doing anything against either of last night’s teams. But we see who turns up on Sunday.

And it's the furthest they've gone in a couple of years, don't be a grump.

PASTRIES, HYGGE, LEGO AND BACON YOUR BOYS TOOK A HELL OF A BEATING

It is exciting though.

8pm?! What a ludicrous kick off time

I think England would've done better against Spain than Italy, but I also think Italy will likely do England, chips, tapas, pizzas innit.

Will be watching the final in Wales. Mind you it's brummy Wales so I can bitch about Grealish not playing to a sympathetic audience.

Means you can power through and watch the banger that is Brazil v Argentina in the Copa America final

Don't forget Lurpak

Well done England. Thought England played well and Denmark just ran out of steam.

Someone is going to need to explain VAR to me.