Football

Get Sancho

Back on?

Denmark knackered, yet England passing around in front of them. That’s what they want to see.

Saka has been on - not sancho

Was that even a foul, bro?

Don't fuck it up

That was not the penalty we deserved

Not really

Nearly

Almost fucked it up.

This is Engerland.

Too much time watching people just do nothing on that Crouch thing last night.

Not even a penalty. Meh

Doesn't bode well for the inevitable penalties at the end.

England got lucky there soft pen and the poor pen from Kane. But think England have been playing well

Nailed on pen

Just not nailed to owt

I thought I had two beers left but there's only one.

Worst. Night. Ever.

Jack off? Fucking hell Gareth. Have a bit of faith in your players.

I thought Trippier was gonna come on for Walker or Sterling. Very weird decision, but hope it doesn’t fuck up

Completely turned the impetus over to Denmark now.

Walker heading for the corner with 10 mins to go >>>>>>>>>>>>>

In tonight’s shittiest of takes, I want Denmark to equalise so it goes to pens, as this feels more fair.

Kane to miss and become England manager 20 years later. The prophecy repeats itself…

Ha!