Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

Claro.

because it'll piss off stupid English cunts and pretty much no one will miss out.

Weirdly this is a logic I can actually understand.

I just always feel uneasy about the notion that there’s a cash equivalent to anything. But that’s not very meme thread.

So here’s Aldi’s rice crispy squares rip-off that makes me lol.

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Fucking OBLONGSSSS!!!!!

Reparations from the US government for slavery

That's even more weird. At least bunging some German girl a few grand is compensating her for whatever hurt feelings she may have had from being abused by a bunch of cunts. Paying the descendants of slaves does nothing for the long dead victims of slavery, and nothing to solve the current racism. Federal budget spaffage now seems to favour the trillion as a unit of measure, but even $1tn spread between all the African-Americans is only $25k each, which is derisory even as compensation for the loss of lifetime earnings to which being black in America is substantially attributable.

Oblongs, one of the best names for anything in the English language.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GA9QQd0RX_A&t=108s

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Not intending this to be a snarky comment about the above meme but more of an expression of pure suprise. Just read that the British government donates £500m to malaria reduction initiatives every year....that's awesome! Wonder if that'll be slashed because of are sovrintee?

Charadee starts at home. ;)

I've supported Norwich for 30 years. Plz donate via paypal thnx bai.

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There are claims that the gofundme is not in contact with the girl's family so I guess someone's getting a new car

There are claims that the gofundme is not in contact with the girl's family so I guess someone's getting a new car

It states on the page that if they can't find her it'll be donated to a suitable charity.

You and your facts getting in the way of a good snark

Not until you pronounce,'Naaaarich' correctly. You have my deepest sympathy.

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No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.

Hehay!

Wunderbar!

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I just got a twinge of compassion and woe - the same one I get when I see a lost cuddly rabbit or some-such staring at me from the gutter and wonder who is the sadder; the child, me or the toy?

If it makes you feel any better, it’s all in your head. I mean literally, there’s research showing that a lot of people attribute the social and emotional characteristics of animacy to non-animated things, and that oxytocin (the social feel good chemical) has been identified as a key factor.

Humans are social animals, and being more sociable might be an evolutionary advantage or a survival strategy, so some brains more readily look for social cues, and release oxytocin when social interactions go well. Sometimes this means giving social meaning to things that can’t have thoughts and feelings. If this last sentence makes anyone sad, I’m sorry, but again, see above. :)

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Honestly? If there isn’t a mansplaining thread, please go and start one.