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2 assists from Shaw, obviously read this thread at half time

I 100% stand by my comments. He’s a bag of shit and shouldn’t play for England.

Even a broken watch is right twice a day.

Is this Mrs Death commentary? Wonderful if so

There’s a Ukrainian girl crying - knows there’s a lot of cash to be made, smart lass.

Always thought Shaw was special.

As a Southampton fan, he was easily a better player than Bale at a similar age. Shows how much Utd ruined his confidence for a prolonged period of time. I hope his improved season last year is a spring board to fulfilling his obvious potential.

The least stressed I’ve ever been during an England game.

Indeed, she can be quite eloquent.

Sorry guys.

3-0 bets are off!

Wah!!!! 4....its that mad lad Jordan Henderson

This could get silly. 6 - 7 ?

Fuck Europe!

He’s just got a nervous twitch or something when he gets anywhere near the half way line when we’re building from the back:

Foot on the ball, 90 degree turn to the right, plays ball back to centre back / keeper.

Every. Fucking. Time.

Pretty sure Shevchenko just chucked a towel onto the pitch...

Subbed. Southgate reading this too.

First international goal for Henderson.

Ukraine look absolutely fucked. That game against Sweden destroyed them.

England are not playing like they have done the previous games in this tournament.
Even Kane is looking (relatively) sharp and moving well

Shoulda picked San Marino as the Ukraine substitute.

I assume the Internet as a whole thinks we're shit

Although the end of a game with no way to lose and no one fluffing easy passes and making a meal of crosses doesn't feel English.

Is it home yet?

England don't concede a lot of goals, do they? Going to be an interesting final against Italy if that happens.

All neutrals hoping for a Denmark/Italy final now

This is boring AF now.

Fucking England.