I hate

dog tax

They should probably be neutered too. Just in case.

But how will dogs with hi viz and number plates carry a fridge full of tools?

(in a dog’s voice) “on my pannier wrack, wobviously”

Only just remembered about this. I still can't see a way to play anything directly from youtube music or any other app on android.

The cast options only ever show my chromecast and nvidia shield.

Sorry, I think I misread your original post and missed the Sonos-specific bit

Dunno if it was Karma for my earlier post but just been chased by another loose dog:

"She's just a puppy"
"She's just being friendly"
"If you stop moving your arms she'll calm down"

My advice to the owner:
"If you had her on a lead this wouldn't be happening"
"If you can't recall her she should be on a lead"

Kept it quite civil and to be fair the conversation about this that we had after the dog was restrained was quite amicable and apologies were offered.

Compulsory dog lanes are in the manifesto now too though, as well as the excellent Dog Tax & neutering suggestions above, the former of which will fund the segregated infrastructure. It will be called the National Dog Network and will be administered by a charity called Segdogs.

Segdogs

Dogseggs?

No worries, figured that might've been the case.

and to be fair the conversation about this that we had after the dog was restrained was quite amicable and apologies were offered.

This sounds like the beginning of a romcom.

This sounds like the beginning of a romcom.

You've Got Tetanus! starring Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan.

I hate ...

Go - Chemical Brothers

As it is used on that sodding Zwift advert that is before/after every advert break on ITV4's TdF coverage.

The collaboration.

Granted but the bloke is a dick. If pop master is on the radio he leans down to look at the fucking radio and tries answering the question first. It wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't driving at the time.

Last year I had to get a tetanus booster after trying to get between my mum's dog and a huge pile of shit that she was trying to see off. Any legs for that as the start to a romcom do we reckon?

Perfect.

We all know how these end... just ask @General_Lucifer:

https://generallucifer.wordpress.com/2015/08/07/157-captain-blood/

Lost in transmission.

Bridget Jones's Diarrhoea.

When Harry (the dog) bit Sally (the person in the park).

Love, Actually get your dog off my leg

Sliding paws

3 weddings and a funeral for a dog.

Penis brain, fashion idiot, business park hipsters and their loud classic style motorbikes. STFU.

Like Harleys, or modern repros of Nortons et al?
I’ve heard nothing louder than Harleys. I hate them equally as much as the pointless, often pristine, 4 wheel drive trucks that cruise my town.