New carbon bikes into UK

Especially this, whose groupset come with the bicycles in the first place.

They probably love that it's in stock.

Do the 'Journal' posts actually have anything to read when you click them? For me they're all empty so there's nothing to read to learn what they love about their supplier.

looks like that's an image of a fuji jari - an aluminium gravel bike - with mounts - and shimano mechs.

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Outstanding!

Has @NickatLaVita flounced? What is your response to all this? If you don't respond, everyone is just going to assume you are a massive piss taker and are now ignoring us because you've been found out. If you do respond, I don't see what else you can do other than admit to being a massive piss taker.

At the very least, update your website and social media copy to remove the falsehoods. Sell what you want, I don't care. Having access to bikes in stock that people can buy is not a problem (ignoring the moral quandary of flooding the market with substandard shit), but trying to pass yourself off as something you absolutely are not, is a dick move.

admit to being a massive piss taker

I think you'll find that this is his Q-factor

That was one of my favourite moments.

My guessing is that this is a great trolling effort here. Cant see any reference to these guys on any other forum, just here, insta and a website.
Someone own up to this honourable effort?

obviously a lot of companies use placeholder images until they can get actual product shots - but the bicycle market is an informed place.
people will focus on these details and do their research, especially before dropping £1.5k on a product that they won't have a chance to test ride or even see in real life before buying.
there's no point in trying to promote a brand where your main usp is "in-stock" product, without having actual product shots.

to be fair to the guy, i think he's maybe just gone a bit early on this - and chosen the worst place to do it...

I'm not sure it was a troll. There were too many opportunities to double-down in the thread and they weren't taken.

Having access to bikes in stock that people can buy is not a problem.

100%, we even have customers who (reluctantly) happy to wait several months for a decent Trek FX or a Specialized Diverge.

Just enjoyed this thread from start to finish over coffee. Some excellent work.

IMO @NickatLaVita would have been better advised to follow the fake wheel co/boutique cycling wear template a little more closely. His poor SM campaign has busted Vita in 3 days.

So Nick's either originated from marketing or recruitment. I bet this first thing he buys from his profit is a rolex submariner, or a grey/white audi.

follow the fake wheel co/boutique cycling wear template a little more closely

“Any prick can do it, many pricks have done it.”

They did 20 minutes on live chat with AliX sales representative Polly. Struggle is real bruh.

Shall we rename this topic LaVitaCorta (translation of life is short)?
coz forum killed it :D

Any merch in the webstore? I’d take a T or a musette.

Foffa made mad dollar no?

This business will do well. Hodl.

LaVita marketing is analogous to scam emails with poor use of English – poor English acts as an early filter, turning away most but ensuring those that proceed are low-information fewls.

How do I buy shares? DM me.

It's more like the old DJ thing, you get 10 LaVitas that you have to pay for with a 10% discount - if you manage to sell them all at full mark up you keep the difference as your fee.

Sounds pyramidal.

are we getting lavita stickers then? should be easy enough, looks like a free font.

list?

any truth to the rumour the L in LFGSS stands for lavita

^ Sticker opportunity...

(or an old-fashioned spoke card!)