Football

When did the lying down behind the wall thing start?

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Lol rice on a yellow already. Gonna be a long game for him.

think it was soon after Ronaldinho (maybe?) scored one by going underneath the jumping wall a few years back.

When did the lying down behind the wall thing start?

The draft excluder?

It started when Messi / Ronaldo / et al started banging in free kicks on the deck when the wall jumps.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Le7djCa7oCY

Rudiger doesnt like Saka

"why can't they move and pass? It's not fucking netball. Twats"

Thanks ^^^

Going to be a long game this.

On Maguire "is he just a chunkier Frank Lampard?"

a chunkier Frank Lampard

Not possible

https://twitter.com/robertwilfort/status/1409907597772300292

Realised that we’ve got a delay of about 3 seconds compared to our neighbours (who are very enthusiastically watching the game in their garden). Kinda annoying when any action is preempted by some kind of cheering from outside.

Also, England fans booing any German possession in the first 15 mins - are they trying to make themselves look pathetic? Not to mention the booing for the anthem.

Maguire you big donkey.

Not to mention the booing for the anthem.

I went to top up my cider so I didn't have to boo our anthem, that's patriotism.

"I know jack shit about football, and even I can tell they are awful"

It's all so slow. Saka and sterling look alright. Kane anonymous again.

Pitch looks quite slow too?

I told you that in confidence!

https://twitter.com/FootballJOE/status/1409914299925946370?s=19

K-anon

Kane has been wank..again

Boring as, put the tennis on. Federer immediately hit a cross court winner which was more entertaining than the entire football so far.

SnottyFIFA predictions not far off at the moment, the algorithm tweaks are paying off. We had a better showing IRL for parts of that than the Xbox crystal ball gazing, but they condense 45 minutes into 5 so probably cut out all the almost good bits.

Triple pivot from Garry Manager in the second half?

It’s called a crocodile apparently.