Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

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Passed Captain (this was suggested by my golfing colleagues)

Six feet under par.

I had that one too... Was trying my best not to get involved tho'... 🤣

Was instantly in my head after the first one, was just hoping no one else had written it in 2 pages.

Bogeyman, with follow ups being double bogeyman and triple bogeyman.

Fore! Unto death.

Slightly edgier addition to the franchise under the 'Snot' banner?
'Snot', Snot2: Both nostrils', etc.

Murder of course.

As has been pointed out already, anything involved in aviation mostly involves putting at least a couple of zeros on the price tag. It’s mostly because everything has to be tested and certified for use, and random samples of tools and components are taken out for testing. Aircraft electrical components are extremely high quality, and as such can be jaw-droppingly expensive.
I once over-torqued the head of a tiny Incanel bolt while installing a cover of a electrical junction on a engine, because I was talking to a mate and not paying attention. I went off to the store to get a replacement. £48. Eek.

The Albatross Agenda

Some Golfist Cunt got Murdered but No-one Gave a Flying Fuck.

Catchy.

Jeans, Scheux, Golf, Peroni and death.

(But the story reveals he did it for one of the players)

Death Golf 2000

Death Golf 2000

Would watch

Edit: Actually, no. Still wouldn't.

Where Eagles Daren't.

Aircraft electrical components are extremely high quality, and as such can be jaw-droppingly expensive.

Better than falling out of the sky cheap.

Body in the bunker

Clubbed to Death.
As a bonus the movie theme tune has already been written.

Hearty lozzles at these. Am definitely passing them on.

You don't solder shit that's going to suffer from nvh. Wiring loom 101.

Trolls be fed. Move on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzkuWORme2w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiqjaBhY_4Q