Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

As somebody who flies on passenger jets, I find it quite comforting that this level of safety goes into something as simple as joining two wires together.

As someone who lives near where planes fly, I agree.

"Settling the score (cards)"

Doing Bird(ie).

Mashed with a niblick. (niche)

I have a waffle iron, it cost £12.

The good ones apply so much force that the crimp fitting can actually liquify under pressure and effectively solder itself to the join

This appeals to my interests

Worst book title ever...

Buy the £5k upgrade and you too can join the heady heights of the golf club thingie thing.

loooool

Mulligan Drive

A shank left on the green

Putt to sleep

A blade left in the cut

oooff good

Ooh, we’re getting out the big crimp tools are we? I can play.

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Shafted.

Sliced in the bunker

The 19th Hole (book cover is picture of grave being dug).

A Jackie Collins/ Jilly cooper spin....Vice Captain and Members

Death Bunker (Bunker of Death), Shirley?

I believe “slice” is a Golfing term the opposite of “hook” I’m actually in a meeting with a member of The China Fleet Club https://www.china-fleet.co.uk/in Plymouth I’ll ask him what they mean in a bit.

Lol

I don't think the £5k ones do anything better or different than the £500 ones tbh. The more expensive ones have just been tested against standards. Its more about ticking boxes for specified standards and consistency than anything else.

As somebody who flies on passenger jets, I find it quite comforting that this level of safety goes into something as simple as joining two wires together.

You'll be pleased to know that all the ones used on trains have the same specification and are tested yearly for just the reasons you mention.

The term posh crimpers gives me the mental image of a gold and bejeweled crimper.

A quality set of crimpers make a quality low resistance joint, which is essential.

So I'm say no to being golf worthy.

The Caddie Did It.