In the news

Lol

This story just got even murkier..

https://news.sky.com/story/matt-hancock-affair-aide-gina-coladangelos-relative-has-top-job-at-company-with-nhs-contracts-12341789

Looks like The Sun have posted some video

Yep, like watching someone at the school disco

Also some surveillance type pics of them out on a date somewhere.

Yep, like watching someone at the school disco

Cheers for ruining that for me.

... aaand let's not forget that the fish rots from the head down ...

You say that, and I appreciate it's a trusted adage, but I came across a 60cm long dead fish on a beach recently and it's guts had rotted and fallen out of its arse and it's head looked mostly ok. Explaim that one if you can!

Magnets

https://twitter.com/ofalafel/status/1408539929798483972?s=21

Reckon the Sun are going to drip drip the rest of the tape until he quits

When a fish swallows a fishing fly and escapes does it lay its eggs inside the fish which hatch into magnets?

Why is the S*n now suddenly going after Door Matt?

It's not that he's not been useless in his government role for a long time.

They have enough now with Dominic C****ings testimony?

There's a time and a place for this kind of reply.

I think it works better without the "i"

It looks staged to me. What news is being buried right now?

Isn't it the Murdoch press clearing the way for Gove?

This, sadly

There's a time and a place for this kind of reply.

I think it works better without the "i"

I'm confused by this reply.

Hancock resigned

Magnets - LFGSS staple reply.
Time and a Plaice.....
Fish pun, not appreciated by all of LFGSS but hey that's how I roll.

Awaiting Rafe Hubris phonecall video...

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2021/jun/26/12-arrested-raids-extinction-rebellion-london-protest?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

This?

Was guaranteed to happen after they had shapps defending him earlier on.

So what will the Sun on Sunday do?

Called it