• Anyone who looks after your spawn 1-2-1 and does a good job deserves more than that.

    PM me if you ever want a trilingual male nanny at short notice. My going rate is £55,000 annum pro rata, a modest but impactful investment in your child’s future.

  • That's what we've already got! I'll stick the £5k in her trust fund or buy a new watch or something, to keep in the spirit of the thread.

  • That's what we've already got! I'll stick the £5k in her trust fund or buy a new watch or something, to keep in the spirit of the thread.

    Apologies I misspoke. With lufguss mates’ rates discount, which is considerable, the fee is £55,000 annum, so it’s an even better deal for you. Please PM for my list of ad-on services, including:
    -Introduction to French gastronomy and philosophy
    -Stock market principles for toddlers
    -Sailing lessons

    ;)

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