• Mate got caught eating the out of date ice cream that he should have been throwing in the bin at cineworld and they threw the book at him. He was asked to come in for a meeting with the managers and for some reason thought it’d seem professional to bring a briefcase & wear a charity shop suit. Got the sack.

  • I went to Cineworld several times a week for free for nearly a year. I'd signed up to their member card thing but the silly sods didn't put the direct debit through and it never flagged when I went in there. I only found out when I lost my card and rang them up to get a replacement, guy on the other end suggested we both just forget the conversation happened instead of me owing them a years worth of membership.

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