• Mate got caught eating the out of date ice cream that he should have been throwing in the bin at cineworld and they threw the book at him. He was asked to come in for a meeting with the managers and for some reason thought it’d seem professional to bring a briefcase & wear a charity shop suit. Got the sack.

  • Isn't there a stand up bit somewhere about popcorn?

    The markup would make a pair of designer shades look embarrassed.

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