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He can run with the ball. But he’s easy to mark out of the game when there’s no other outlet.

Totally embarrassing. The two worst teams in the competition

It's times like these you wish a shit band would start a bad rendition of the theme from Italian Job.

Did you see Turkey?

That was worse than Algeria in 2010

Absolutely gopping

Love the fact that the Scottish fans are still going mad for it.

4d chess master aiming for 2nd in the group.

Scotland played well and were the better team. Sterling was terrible expected gimnto be subbed but take Foden off? Thought he and mount were the only players in England who looked sharp.
3.1 what was I thinking. Foolish

Yup

the lads didn't express themselves

Or did they

Or. Did they

Is Kane

a) injured
Or
b) trying to reinvent himself as a midfielder

He's dooming himself to stay at Shite Hart Lane...

I think Scotland showed just how slow and old Croatia’s team was. Kane and Stirling may as well not have been there, slowed everything up. Scotland will wonder why they didn’t play that team against the Czechs.

Reckon Levy's lacing his cornflakes with bromine?

Bang on!

https://twitter.com/England/status/14059­42413139513346?s=20

Not bad

This didn't age well.

Odds on Cro 2 - 0 Sco & Cze 1 - 0 Eng on Tuesday?

Or

C) playing at a major tournament

The only British team that doesn’t continually let us down is INEOS/Sky

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England were a bit crap. But weren't Scotland a bit crap too. Or did I miss something.

Of course. Football is a bit crap.

But not sure BG, JM, KT or capt AR were really all that.

Hope Southgate is brave enough to drop one of Phillips or Rice and both of Kane and sterling