Not sure Oakley, but Jens Voigt commentating, sunglasses story the other day: Cancellara always had about ten to choose from, rep says how about the red ones? No, I take these. Another rider points to these have a scratch. Rep hands Cancellara a glass cleaning cloth, says that’ll be fine.
If @Chopsicle isn’t stood at the top of the Giau handing out Albion burners then he’s missed a trick.