Hybrids / bad mountain bikes / insta wagons / bling rigids - please, i beg, no 700c 😩

Thought Tune might have been a bit 'ultralight MTB weightweenie' for you wankers

wank is wank, im not one to turn down some wank

I'd say chucking weight weenie bike bro parts in a gas pipe hybrid is very insta wagon.

As long as they're ridiculously overpriced, obs. No points for AliExpress stuff.

Wankers can’t be choosers

You're right

Any mutiny in the group will be swiftly crushed

The inherent flakiness of tune hubs renders them pure wanker.

By the weight of a pinion gearbox? Or Rohloff hub?

Propaganda interlude

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The Leningrad symphony of this thread

Violetovaya Ploschad’s snaked with wankers queuing for their first taste of #cornichon without the import duty

@maj I think I’ve found a way around your authoritarian dismissal of drop bars.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CPEh1sHBINA/?utm_medium=copy_link

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please remove this trouble maker from the convention

if i didn't have a bespoke wanker bike with death brakes i'd get a singular, wouldn't even bat an eye

i'd be like

"here you go good people who make nice bikes, please take my money, i would like one of your good bikes"

I would then proceed to put exactly the same parts on it as i have, except the deores would be spyres and and o wouldn't have had to buy another set of bars

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Tyres on the cusp

risking a leadership challenge posting i realise, i'm just assuming they look smaller due to the frame size

pollution monitoring wanker, huge flex

https://bikepacking.com/news/readers-rig-clares-bombtrack-beyond-plus/

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Hate-posting my own bike

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Is getting your Surly resprayed a fancy colour and then having it spotlessly clean a wanker move?

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Repost?

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No, it's the wanker move.

Surely this is monstour, not wankbrid?

god i love wanker bikes so much 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

When ur BTEC religious studies lecturer seshes insta too hard:

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