Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

pod machines marketed by George

^ Overheard at the pitch and putt cafeteria

Pubs in Warkwickshire used to have the Cheese Skittles tables in when I was a teenager. Great game.

Yeah Skittles night was a regular weekly event in the backrooms of the pubs we ended up in after village cricket matches in Leicestershire (and surrounding villages).
I bowled Bill Maynard out when he played for Sapcote.
'Don't forget the follow through Fred' !

Pretty much exactly how I describe it to people who haven't been fortunate enough to have experienced one.

I live in a gated development, so the car would be parked overnight in a gated compound

Prison

If you are paying debts immediately on payday you need to check your finances.

What kind of golf club wanker lords their financial liquidity over the rest of us?

Proper golfy

Also not making much sense, as surely someone paying a debt immediately to avoid incurring additional fees has likely already checked their finances?

I think the comment meant, "setting up the outgoings so soon after the incomings are scheduled, means that you have to keep checking that everything has worked. Better to leave a short gap, so as to avoid this hassle."

(Principle of charitable interpretation.)

So basically you need to check your finances before you wreck your finances because a badly timed debit could be bad for your wealth?

Just be aware of when to pay your house staff each month.

Getting a dishwasher was one of the best things we ever did

His/her name?

Hear about the bloke who got caught sticking his winky in the dishwasher?

He got divorced and married the dishwasher.

Have you tried the veal?

What make and model? Asking for a friend.

Just the regular two arms/two legs type.

Take my wife...

... please.

Dishwashers cost about from £200 is this golf club territory?

Making butter costs are cream and salt, but that was deemed golfist.

Going out on a limb but I think sometimes the delivery may be the qualifier for entry here, rather than the topic itself.

The wealth gap grows and grows.

Pretty good

Enjoyed it, but now it's turned into a bad Halifax add in my head

TBF when I said I’d had fun making butter in a protein shaker you did reply it was a breeze for you in your Thermomix which is a bit a of a capital investment

I know the B&O chairman, so hit me up if you want an intro.

Lol. Never thought I'd make it into here. Thanks Will.