Hybrids / bad mountain bikes / insta wagons / bling rigids - please, i beg, no 700c 😩

"28 x 1.40"

There's something unsettling about using decimals to describe Imperial measurements.

I think this explains their absurd suggestions of "28x1.40", it's also clear why our traditional voters have gone to other parties with our support of such metropolitan European ideals

nothing aesthetic or wank has ever come out of Germany, for they are too busy travelling to and throw from their unionised tyre making jobs, and then going home to debate the qualities of their employers tires online to EVER think to make a £140 puncture prone designed for mountain bikes

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Well I can see that you have hate in your heart.

This thread is blocked, reported for trolling, and inciting extremist tyre behaviour. The rule is 25c for road, 33c for offroad. Anything else is for 9mph libtards.

If I could have an expensive cafe bike it'd be a Log Lady or one like this to over compensate for my lack of rad skills

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OT - 23c for road... 25c is a touring tyre.

Grey New Balance deserve a mention. I was going to ask where helmets fit in the praxis. To me optional.

Looks like such a great ride, reckon this could easily make it down to the shops and back

Could even use for a #coffeeoutside run I think...

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i think people underestimate how much they can get away with, if they have the tyre requirements.

but if they do not have the tyre requirements? it's an instant reject, i do not even blink

700C[ondemned]

NB 993 all day! The most dad shoe of them all. Even more than a 990.. these are now my old pair as I got some new ones a couple of weeks ago.

Ban this man.

The most dad shoe of them all.

Not the 624?

Absolutely not. Those are GRANDdad shoes. The 99* are particularly prominent with dads as they are a truly Made in the USA product. Dad's are at the stage in their lives where they can afford the finer things in life, such as trainers that aren't made in a sweat shop.

Grandad's however have spent all of their retirement money on 2.2 gumwalls and Nitto components, so they have to settle for the overseas manufactured 624.

So glad we have a man on the ground in California to clarify this sort of things for us.

because I wear skechers?

A Brompton saddle? I'd rather get "I got hemorroids" SMP over it

for some reason I cant get along with SMP for upright position .. the other option is a saddle I got from Aldi for £4.99

You should bring this to Epping, should I ever start doing that stuff again :-)

nothing aesthetic or wank has ever come out of Germany

I would argue that at least Tune components qualify as wank worthy.
Fancy anodized, cnc milled parts in line with other brands like Thomson, White Industries, Hope, Paul etc...
And since brexit they even count as imported cnc you pay a customs charge on.

If you want me dead just order me a mildly spicy curry

Ah, they've put plants there as well eh.

Isn't Dogs taking over that job as Epping bike ranger

good point,

clearly lost in a country of "sensible politics", "with adults in charge" for tunes maverick design and build choices to shine