Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

Costco pizza was my lunch every day for about two years. I was not a slim man at that time.

Depends on his elevation

stuffed crust, with chicken tikka and pepperoni then sesame seeds stuck to the crust.

This sounds fucking great

pizza was my lunch

A slice, or, a (whole) pizza?

I do love a Costco pizza to be fair. All of their cafe selection is top notch.

Two slices normally. The ones from the hot food counter are massive. I think it was unlimited refills on soft drinks too so I was probably having 500ml of Coke and then taking the sake back to the office. Need caffeine to stay alert after all that dough.

Next you’ll be insisting on flat shoes

Amazed that the deep fried pizza has not been mentioned yet. Modern Scottish cucina povera.

The only one I've had was quite a boujie vegan version at Mono in Glasgow. It was pretty good but I don't think it was in the spirit of the original.

Speaking of which...

I guess they cut the face off and deep fried the rest then stuck it back together?

That's roughly what I would like to do to the average golfist.

I still find English chip shops weird. Non-deep fried pies, a choice of fish beyond 'special'. Must be a treat for English golfists to get their small fingers around a big greasy deep fried jumbo smoked sausage when they pop up to play some real links golf.

a treat for English golfists to get their small fingers around a big greasy deep fried jumbo smoked sausage when they pop up to play some real links golf.

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Does Stephen Pastel still have his record shop in there?

Yes.. not particularly golfist

This was a few years ago, there was a record shop with some interesting (if very pricey) bits in there though!

Before brexit I did about £1k order from bike 24

thats not even my highest order from them! I think when I bought R8070 groupset that was the highest ££ order.

I came here to post that!!!

Anyone got a Rotor 3D+ spider lockring tool available for borrowings? I have two, but they're both in Switzerland

Classic

"I really want to try a Leica, anybody selling one? Something like an M2 maybe? Cheap and cheerful, no bother about cosmetic conditions as long as it works."

I'd guess at Amey, if I didnt already know he owned several...